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Stranger: hey stranger danger.

You: Yo man, want some free candy?

Stranger: yes.

You: Then come into my van where I have lots of free candy!

Stranger: hmmmm….

Stranger: sounds like a trap

You: No I promise it’s just candy!

Stranger: what kind?

You: I have like 30 bags of different candy, that’s why it’s all in the van

Stranger: well that makes sense.

Stranger: any skittles?

You: Yeah I’ve got some skittles in a bottle right here

You: now stand still while I pour them into this rag and put it over your mouth

Stranger: ok

You: they’re a new brand of skittles – “chloroform” flavor

Stranger: they’re going to be so tasty

Stranger: mmmmm

Stranger: hmmm…kind of backed ourselves into a creepy corner here.

You: I couldn’t resist, the “stanger danger” line was hard to counter in a non-creepy way

You: *”stranger”

Stranger: haha

Stranger: its true.

Stranger: so what are you up to today?

You: I’m learning Python!

You: it is a programming language

Stranger: sounds super exciting.

You: how about you

You: besides omegle-ing?

Stranger: writing about student grouping.

Stranger: not so exciting.

Stranger: :p

You: college student?

Stranger: post grad

You: what’s life like as a post grad?

Stranger: kind of awful

Stranger: haha

You: what subject?

You: /field?

Stranger: workwise?

Stranger: i did social work for like 2 min

Stranger: now im studying to be a teacher

You: teaching sounds decent

You: i might do astronomy grad school someday

Stranger: sounds interesting

Stranger: astronaut?

You: more like “hey let’s look at pictures of stars and figure out what they’re made of” and less “get into spaceships to go cool places”

Stranger: well, whichever.

You: hmm, i think i’ll get back to whatever i was doing but this was an enlightening chat

Stranger: yep.

Stranger: have fun luring people into your van

You:  : P