Omegle

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger danger.
You: Yo man, want some free candy?
Stranger: yes.
You: Then come into my van where I have lots of free candy!
Stranger: hmmmm….
Stranger: sounds like a trap
You: No I promise it’s just candy!
Stranger: what kind?
You: I have like 30 bags of different candy, that’s why it’s all in the van
Stranger: well that makes sense.
Stranger: any skittles?
You: Yeah I’ve got some skittles in a bottle right here
You: now stand still while I pour them into this rag and put it over your mouth
Stranger: ok
You: they’re a new brand of skittles – “chloroform” flavor
Stranger: they’re going to be so tasty
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: hmmm…kind of backed ourselves into a creepy corner here.
You: I couldn’t resist, the “stanger danger” line was hard to counter in a non-creepy way
You: *”stranger”
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its true.
Stranger: so what are you up to today?
You: I’m learning Python!
You: it is a programming language
Stranger: sounds super exciting.
You: how about you
You: besides omegle-ing?
Stranger: writing about student grouping.
Stranger: not so exciting.
Stranger: :p
You: college student?
Stranger: post grad
You: what’s life like as a post grad?
Stranger: kind of awful
Stranger: haha
You: what subject?
You: /field?
Stranger: workwise?
Stranger: i did social work for like 2 min
Stranger: now im studying to be a teacher
You: teaching sounds decent
You: i might do astronomy grad school someday
Stranger: sounds interesting
Stranger: astronaut?
You: more like “hey let’s look at pictures of stars and figure out what they’re made of” and less “get into spaceships to go cool places”
Stranger: well, whichever.
You: hmm, i think i’ll get back to whatever i was doing but this was an enlightening chat
Stranger: yep.
Stranger: have fun luring people into your van
You:  : P


2 Responses to “ “Omegle”

  1. guest says:
    November 21, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    I waste way too much time on omegle. It’s so fun, though.

  2. Lauren says:
    November 27, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Tom’s so sketchy.

    (PS OMG LOOK I’M READING YOUR BLANDFILL BLOG!)

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